Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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