New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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