he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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