p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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