Im at strip club and am horny
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
