you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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