Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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