Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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