its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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