She is in my trunk
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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