is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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