Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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