Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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