STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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