covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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