Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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