I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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