is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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