Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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