shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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