It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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