Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
