i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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