I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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