I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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