dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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