Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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