using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Fuck appropriateness.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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