Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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