Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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