her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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