im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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