Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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