it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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