You made me cry and you don't even care
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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