I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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