"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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