Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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