I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
two words...techno handjob
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
As shirtless as possible
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
