after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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