Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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