areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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