She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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