Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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