My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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