You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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