My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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