Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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