There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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