In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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