Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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