This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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