It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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