Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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