you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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