lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize